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Why I didn’t take the Gig.
Hollywood as we know it, is going through a change. I call it the slowly dying a slow painful death phase. The war on cable is being waged and won by the so-called cable cutters who care little about paying for cable and instead opt for cheap, and in many cases, free on demand Internet TV. I am one of those people. Increasingly the entertainment found on the internet is better than real TV and Hollywood can’t or won’t keep up.
With the saturation of reality shows, clip shows, and about 100 horrible TV channels that just air repeats of Cops; you have to wonder what has happened to our entertainment and how this has adversely affected the industry. TV shows used to be 25-28min in length, now with the amount of commercials jammed in, its more like 20min of actual show. Late at night I can’t even enjoy watching Family Guy without a huge billboard advertisement blocking half my screen.
Last week my very aloof agent contacts me for a “major” audition. A national commercial for a beer company. The “Principal speaking” role paid a whopping $450 US dollars. So lets do the math:
They want me to go audition – Day 1 = $0
IF they like me they will have me back for a callback audition – Day 2 = $0
IF I then pass these two auditions and book the job – Day 3 =$450…maybe
That translates to $150.00 per day IF and only IF I book the job.
I’m sorry fellow thespians but to me that is just unacceptable. A national commercial for a major brand used to pay an average of 30k for a year of use. Now they want to pay us bus fare to exploit us on TV, Internet, and publications. WTF?! Some of you may say, “Yea but you’ll be on TV”… my answer to that is, BLEH! That is precisely the mentality that is eating up all the good and real entertainment to save a buck. Fake Fame is winning out over Real Talent.
Even though it was a principal speaking role to air nationally they still called it a non-union job. Your kidding right? I think the words, “Contract work” and “Non-Union roles” are now synonyms for Bullshit.
I don’t even like beer!
For the first time in a long time I turned down the possibility of work. Call it blind integrity.
Your thoughts?
Last gig on the Mayan Calendar
Does anyone even read blogs anymore? I mean why would you with podcasts, and webcasts, and youtube, and tv, and internet tv. News Weekly just printed its very last print magazine and switching to an online version. That’s it, if you want to read of physical copy of their publication you’ll have to print it yourself. I don’t know if thats a good or bad thing, Im simply pointing out that things are changing. Welcome to 2013! At least we made it, the Mayans were wrong. That or some unknown superhero saved us at the last minute…your welcome.
Friday the 13th – The Blog!
4-Alarm Fire in North Bergen.
Che..Che…Che…Blog!
What’s up party people. Its Friday the 13th and I’m just glad its Friday! Lots of adventure this week. On Wednesday I came home from work to a huge 4-alarm fire a couple of blocks away from my apartment. It looked like a war zone with fire, police, helicopters, and what seemed like every news van on earth. They closed down my entire block and you could see the black smoke from a mile away. Every time their is a fire in my town a large group of people gather like lemmings to witness it. It’s like a morbid block party.
A New Year Approaches
New Stand-Up Shows, New Projects, New Skits Coming in 2012! Stay Tuned!
To the Center of the City in the Night
Waiting for You
“There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call…Los Angeles”
Aftra
Comedy Writers Guild
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